Want to enslave yourself to the big corporations? Sell your soul for lots of money? Then make your way to CS1.04 @ 17:00 this Saturday to see Paperwork’s talk that will give you a step-by-step foolproof guide to guarantee* you get a job in big tech.

• 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺 (𝘜𝘞𝘊𝘚) 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘣𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬.